Mr Cross - Q&A

Mr Cross, 49 , was raised in Colchester. After studying a Accounting and Finance degree at Middlesex University, he became a maths teacher at Landon School . He started his teaching career in London at the age of 22 in 1992. He's been working at Langdon for 27 years. He is aiming to retire very soon and start to write his memoir. He is said to have an obsession of collecting pens as the design and use of pens fascinate him. Mr Cross is yet to marry and still lives at home with his retired parents

What would your super power be?

To be able to become invisible, I could do a lot of things then.

What is your greatest fear?

When students ask for pens... I fear that they'll never be returned

What is the worst thing anyone's said to you?

I hate being asked for pens. I absolutely hate it.

What is the worst job you've done?
Becoming a teacher, I extremely regret it.

What is the closest you've come to death?
When my pens run out of ink. scary.

Which living person do you most admire, and why?
Myself, because I am superior compared to anyone else.
I can wrap people around my fingers like a piece of thread.

What was the best kiss of your life?

I don't kiss and tell.

If you could go back in time, where would you go?

I would go to the moon, I will control it and make life living hell for you.